keyto-london:

Maybe if I went to Hogwarts I wouldn’t dread the first day of school so much

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saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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mydogsnokes:

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

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mitchlions:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

Thank you that’s an important disclaimer

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  • me:*owns 264 unread books*
  • me:*buys 17 new books*
  • me:*rereads harry potter*
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hyourinmaruice:

caseythesalamancer:

pokemallow:

do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????

What do you mean?  You went on all of those adventures with them, didn’t you?

That is the best answer ever

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shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

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